• Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

Nerf zombie-hunter machete

mostlysignssomeportents:

The $20 Zombie Striker Nerf Foam Machete is just what you need for your little monster-hunters.

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Do want. Looks a little like an Iron Kingdoms mechanika machete.

Oops, got a boner just from typing that.

"Hurry up and wait" selfie at the Social Security office.

"Hurry up and wait" selfie at the Social Security office.

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

Printer’s ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in half a second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But the gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while a book can keep on exploding for centuries.

—Christopher Morley, The Haunted Bookshop (via observando)

Sid Gomez Hildawa, “God Explains Space To His Angels”

poem-locker:

You’ll have to slow down.

I mean, very, very slow, like travelling
an inch and a half (they call
it distance) in eight hundred
million years (they call
it time). You’ll have
to distinguish between here
and there - yes, yes,
we all know there’s only
the here and now,
but you’ll have to see
it their way - with everything
reduced to three dimensions.
It comes with being
exiled in a mortal
body, you see, which is not
entirely a curse, I assure
you. Space is the disposable
furniture of a mind
enmeshed in its own
metaphors, brandishing
a meter stick under
our immeasurable sky.

You’ll need wings.

oatmeal:

New print.

rydenarmani:

tomorrow at 4: scissoring. is it real? how does that work? goodnight america

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

Grumpy Formal Friday is also a thing. Grumped out. Peak grump. Impending heat grump of the grumpoverse.

Grumpy Formal Friday is also a thing. Grumped out. Peak grump. Impending heat grump of the grumpoverse.