At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare.

Caitlin Moran (via ratsoff)

Timely.

(via kickballrevolution)

Damn, but this is a beautiful paragraph.

(via jackdogstar)

(Source: lustsandluxuries)

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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teal-deer:

I beat entonfire twice btw

Look I’m like way rustier at MtG. The second game was much closer.

teal-deer:

entonfire and I may have found the best PAX party

blackfemalepresident:

be nice to yourself
stop reblogging self-depreciating text posts
stop talking about yourself as if youre trash
stop calling yourself trash
please be kind to yourself

There’s a Deck of Many Things behind glass, a gate, guard lions, and a DM that says ‘no.’

—Mel (DM)

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

Come at me, bro. (at Ruth’s Chris Steak House: Seattle)

Come at me, bro. (at Ruth’s Chris Steak House: Seattle)

westeroni:

sketchlock:

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

Wait I thought everyone was just forced to wear a sheet over their heads.

where do you think they get the sheets bruh.

bed bath and beyond the veil.

teal-deer:

dreadbeasts:

AKA the Renee Needs Money fund.

I am a professional animator on a hit web series and webcomic artist! But I am currently in between shows right now, and I need to pick up a little extra cash. So let me draw you some art!

DETAILS!!

- You will receive a high-res copy of your request, and I won’t post it anywhere unless I receive your express permission. I do retain the right to show your request in my portfolio.

- I consider: kissing, light touching, blood, cartoon violence and some cheesecake/beefcake PG. I don’t consider exposed “naughty bits,” weird fetishes, gore, extreme violence, or sexytimes PG.

- OCs and fandom characters are OK. Any PG scenario is OK too, so if its a scene from your fanfic, RP or original story, I’m down.

- Simple background is what is shown. A detailed background would be a scene.

- Send me an ask or email me if you’re interested. I’ll need a good description of original characters so keep that in mind.

- Payment will be up front through paypal. You may reserve a commission if you don’t currently have money, but work won’t begin until I receive payment.

The DND Minis

- Any custom characters or monsters are fair game. 

- Race, class, weapons/armor, alignment, personality and a general idea of appearance necessary. The more detailed the better, otherwise I’m gonna make it up. Don’t worry, I’ll make your character look cool.

- If you need something bigger than 3x3, message me so we can discuss.

- You’ll receive a 8.5x11 PDF file with instructions on how to print/assemble your characters. Characters will come with a base sized to the right map dimensions (example of regular medium sized 1x1 characters above, with bases). Names on the bases (or monster designations) available at no charge.

- Standard monster packs (zombies, goblins, skeletons, etc) coming soon.

- Good for any tabletop game, not just DnD! Just tell me what you want.

Dammit I’m also poor so I can’t take advantage but give my friend money ok

Commission offers get reblogged. Them’s the rules.